Here’s a quick plug for top new comedy magazine, Mustard.
http://www.mustardweb.org/
It’s dirt cheap - it’ll set you back less than the cost of two hundred penny sweets, or one hundred two penny sweets, or one hundred penny sweets and ten bags of Space Raiders or t(That’s quite enough of that - Ed).
It’s also bloody funny and has a great, lengthy interview with Father Ted co-creator Graham Linehan.
I’d buy it if I were you. I did, and I’m not even you!
Remember folks, this site is not a blog.
But anyway, I was browsing the Daily Express site earlier today after remembering the Private Eye archive of Express Covers from the previous fortnight. Most of them were about Maddy. Or Diana. Or Both. Mostly both.
And now it looks like they’ve entirely given up, as their covers archive shows

See: the 7th & 8th September. On the 8th, they chilled.
Obviously the above image links to the Express page, which they will no doubt have edited properly by the time you’re reading this.
Home-made laptop? Yes please. All say “hurrah!”, for Phil’s Z80 laptop now does Vector Balls, like all good computers should do.
http://www.retroleum.co.uk/z80-v4project.html